Pepsiman

Pepsiman is currently the most AWESOME dude on Randomness. Some say that his mere presence creates a forcefield of awesome so powerful,

it pushes away all the haters and femboys. All who disagree is just

jealous that they're not as EPIC as Pepsiman. This fact is backed up

by geniuses such as JoJo and George Washington, who can quote just

how awesome Pepsiman is.

Personality
All tremble beneath the 32nd dimensional layers of awesome irony that

Pepsiman aka "Awesome" possesses. Just a mere word that exits his

mouth exerts 2,556,322 kilowatts of irony, which is enough to r/woosh

even Yassin. No man wishes to even ping him, for doing such an action

results in instant r/woosh. It's safe to say that his personality ascends

all, and none may even dare challenge him.